Reblog this if you wish someone who lived far away lived closer.
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
What if Kidz Pop did a version to “Niggas in Paris?”
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg
(Source: dirtyluxury)
